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The Dumbest Test I Ran: Simple Luck Insights for July 2023 I know what you’re thinking. A mature guy like me messing around with “simple luck insights” from a Virgo Monthly Horoscope? Yeah. You got it right. But let me tell you, when your life train flies right off the rails, you grab onto any stupid pole that sticks out of the ground to stop yourself from rolling into the ditch. July 2023 was one of those months.

It was a pure, cold-blooded sanity check practice. I wasn’t looking for major cosmic secrets or complex astrology. I was looking for the absolute most stripped-down, easy-to-do, zero-effort crap that these free horoscope sites spit out. If I could follow the instructions for thirty days and just maybe avoid one fender-bender or find a twenty-dollar bill, then the whole system works on a basic level. That was the core idea I went after.

The practice started by just grabbing the data. I opened about ten different free horoscope sources—the ones that just have a quick paragraph or three. I didn’t care about the fluffy “Jupiter is squaring Saturn” nonsense. I was hunting for the direct, actionable advice. I simply pulled all the specific, simple “luck” suggestions for Virgo for the month of July 2023. Things like “Wear something blue on a Tuesday.” or “Avoid spicy food near the 20th.” or “A Gemini will bring an interesting idea.”


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